Get Out Of The Left Lane, Idiot!
Are you like me? Do you drive in the left lane to actually pass people? Or are you one of those people that drive in the left-hand lane because they like being there? It ticks…
Spring Cleaning Reveals Porn On The ISS
During a red-faced news briefing, Michael Griffin, NASA’s newest Administrator confirmed that astronauts doing spring cleaning on the International Space Station have found a stash of pornography. “Yes,” said, “it’s true. We believe it was…
Elementary School Teacher Switches Classes
The McEwen, Tennessee school board called an emergency session Monday night to deal with the case of Martha Sanders, the third grade teacher who switched classes with fellow third grade teacher Lisa Brown. “We plan…
Be Considerate In Check-Out Lines
It irks me to no end when someone gets in the check-out line in a store and then is confused when the cashier asks for payment. Some people don’t realize that they’ll have to do…
Microsoft Unveils New PC X-Box Games
With assaults from every direction, Microsoft Corp. has unveiled its new line of games for the X-Box. With titles like “Walking Down The Street”, “Opening Doors For Strangers”, and “Saying ‘Please’”, Microsoft’s new line is…
Bush Proposes Deal With France
Borrowing from the much-troubled “Food For Oil” deal, President Bush announced a proposed deal with France that he believes will help restore the close bonds that the U.S. and France once had. “I have sent…
Going To Space Will Never Be 100% Safe
The Space Shuttle Discovery rolled out of the Vehicle Assembly Building Wednesday afternoon and arrived at the launch pad just after Midnight. It will sit in place until launch sometime after May 15. It underwent…
Find A Finger – Win A Million
Wendy’s corporation, taking the recent finger-in-the-chili incident in stride, has launched its newest contest. “We believe that our customers will enjoy this contest,” said Joe Slate, public relations officer for Wendy’s Inc. Customers have a…
Death Penalty Overturned Because Of Bible
Okay. For those of you that think I’m a left-wing nut, here’s one to chew on. The Colorado Supreme Court overturned a death sentence on Monday and replaced it with a sentence of life without…
Man Receives 9th Award For Average Marathon Time
Roy Schiff is finding it more difficult to find room on his walls these days. “I treasure every one of them,” Roy said as he described how he won each of them. “This one,” He…