Of Hillary, Obama, and McCain
As of right now we have 3 choices for our next president. I’m having trouble coming to terms with my choices. First the one who shouldn’t be given presidental duties. Hillary. You’ll notice that in…
Presidential Election Prediction
Okay. I’ll lay it on the line here. I’ve been saying it and thinking it for the last month or so and now I’m going to put it in my blog for future proof: Barack…
I just finished installing Movable Type 4!
I decided to replace the system-generated first entry with one of my own. Yes, I have upgraded to Movable Type 4 (from MT 2.3). At this time, all of my old entries are stored safely…
The Anna Nicole Paternity Lottery
Hundreds more lined up today to file claims that they are the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith’s infant daughter. The line at Bobby’s Stop ‘N Fill stretched out the front door as Bobby…
Fire Extinguisher Plant Destroyed By Fire
A fire extinguisher plant in Kansas City, Missouri was destroyed by fire on Friday after an unidentified worker ignored a “No Cellphones” warning sign. The worker, disgruntled about having to work overtime, opened his cellphone…
New Planet Guidelines Downgrades Rush Limbaugh To ‘Minor Body’
In an unexpected side-effect of the new definition of bodies in our Solar System by the International Astronomical Association, Rush Limbaugh has been demoted to the status of ‘Minor Planetary Body’. “Yes, it’s true,” Astronomer…
Pluto Demoted – Finally
Pluto Demoted – Now There Are Eight Pluto was demoted to a non-planet — or more accurately, a dwarf-planet — on August 24th, 2006. Many people are on each side of the fence on this…
Property Rights ?
I went to bed and woke up in Zimbabwe So, the Supreme Court has issued an opinion (CNN Story, Actual Opinion On FindLaw) that local governments can seize private property for any reason as long…
Domestic Oil Doesn’t Mean Cheap Oil
People seem to think that when the President says we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, that he’s saying domestic oil will be cheaper. That’s not necessarily the case. And, in my opinion,…
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Publishes Cookbook
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has received a lot of heat lately about his “chocolate city” remarks. It turns out, however, that it was all a ploy by his publisher to draw attention to his…