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Cavemen Were Worried About Global Warming

Nakuru, Kenya — Scientists studying cave paintings in Kenya have announced that they have translated some of the oldest cave paintings ever found there. “We believe that we have deciphered what most of them mean,”…


Jeb Bush vs The Grim Reaper

Tallahassee, Florida — Jeb Bush was so upset with the Supreme Court for not defending his quickly-crafted Terri’s Law that he punched a hole through a filing cabinet. After he calmed down, he began working…