The Anna Nicole Paternity Lottery
Hundreds more lined up today to file claims that they are the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith’s infant daughter. The line at Bobby’s Stop ‘N Fill stretched out the front door as Bobby…
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Fire Extinguisher Plant Destroyed By Fire
A fire extinguisher plant in Kansas City, Missouri was destroyed by fire on Friday after an unidentified worker ignored a “No Cellphones” warning sign. The worker, disgruntled about having to work overtime, opened his cellphone…
New Planet Guidelines Downgrades Rush Limbaugh To ‘Minor Body’
In an unexpected side-effect of the new definition of bodies in our Solar System by the International Astronomical Association, Rush Limbaugh has been demoted to the status of ‘Minor Planetary Body’. “Yes, it’s true,” Astronomer…
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Publishes Cookbook
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has received a lot of heat lately about his “chocolate city” remarks. It turns out, however, that it was all a ploy by his publisher to draw attention to his…
New Study: Blackberry Shutdown Not A Big Deal
Contrary to techie opinion, a new study released on Monday reveals that if the current lawsuit against Research In Motion (RIM) shuts down Blackberrys altogether, it won’t cause more than a ripple in information interchange….
Donner Decendents Reenact Famous Feast
The decendants of the famed Donner party, who survived being trapped by snow in the mountains of the Sierra Nevada in the winter of 1846-1847, held their sixth annual reenactment of the Donner Dinner —…
Scientists Point To Average Temperatures As Proof Of Global Warming
A recent blast of average temperatures have scientists brushing off their global warming theories. Twelve cities across the midwest have recorded average temperatures at least seven of the last ten days, causing many climatologists to…
Grodie Foods’ New Snack Line
Grodie Foods, Inc. is set to launch into the national spotlight on Monday when it launches its new line of novelty snack foods. Based in Nashville, Tennessee, Grodie Foods was launched in 1999 after the…
Clothing-Optional White House?
Some of President Bush’s closest advisors joined him for a trip to the beach to relax and celebrate the first day of summer. They were surprised by a BrainDrips.com photographer as they left the beach….
Prison Escape Mystery
Officials in Cocke county Tennessee are scratching their heads after more than a dozen inmates escaped from the Cocke County Regional Prison on Friday. The prison, one of the newest in the country, was completed…