During a red-faced news briefing, Michael Griffin, NASA’s newest Administrator confirmed that astronauts doing spring cleaning on the International Space Station have found a stash of pornography. “Yes,” said, “it’s true. We believe it was…
The McEwen, Tennessee school board called an emergency session Monday night to deal with the case of Martha Sanders, the third grade teacher who switched classes with fellow third grade teacher Lisa Brown. “We plan…
It irks me to no end when someone gets in the check-out line in a store and then is confused when the cashier asks for payment. Some people don’t realize that they’ll have to do…
With assaults from every direction, Microsoft Corp. has unveiled its new line of games for the X-Box. With titles like “Walking Down The Street”, “Opening Doors For Strangers”, and “Saying ‘Please’”, Microsoft’s new line is…
Borrowing from the much-troubled “Food For Oil” deal, President Bush announced a proposed deal with France that he believes will help restore the close bonds that the U.S. and France once had. “I have sent…
The Space Shuttle Discovery rolled out of the Vehicle Assembly Building Wednesday afternoon and arrived at the launch pad just after Midnight. It will sit in place until launch sometime after May 15. It underwent…
Wendy’s corporation, taking the recent finger-in-the-chili incident in stride, has launched its newest contest. “We believe that our customers will enjoy this contest,” said Joe Slate, public relations officer for Wendy’s Inc. Customers have a…